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a living male or female,,that has become such a bed potatoe there bed sores get so worse they start to decompose,,1st stage of carcus like symptoms is leavin imprints in your of your bodily outlone,,2nd stage ur feet an fingers swell up so much you can no longer use a phone or laptop,,3rd stage you die an continue 2 decompose until the smell becomes unbearable just like a mix between dead fish,stilton an crusty fart!!
craig is such a carcus!!
carcus by chews July 27, 2009
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A dead body
Oh man can you help me hide that bear carcus
Carcus by Cool.472 July 27, 2018
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CARCUS OFFICIAL 

A very small and secret group that capture and fuck raccoons to death some say they eat children, but if you try to mess with them they will fuck your girl. Also they are very handsome people and are very loved by Allah.
Jimmy: Hey John

John: Hey Jimmy

Jimmy: You heard about CARCUS OFFICIAL?

John: no but they sound kinda gay

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!

CARCUS OFFICIAL: I STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH ALLAH'S POWER
CARCUS OFFICIAL by BigAids69 May 5, 2020

Dead Carcus 

During Sex, When one partner just lays there and does nothing.
man:wow.. that was amazing
woman:that pretty much sucked
man:well, you just layed there like a Dead Carcus!
Dead Carcus by talented August 30, 2005

tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.
I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.
tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023

ass-circus 

In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.

However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
Jimmy Kinnel: "If I am an ass-clown, then you, sir Sean Hannity, are the whole ass-circus!"
ass-circus by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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