Skip to main content
Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.
"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."
Crandal by Celooste June 11, 2008
A way to describe a negative thing
Man that off milk is crandal
Crandal by BTowns July 10, 2015

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME  

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.
President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

Cranialrectalectomy 

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.
That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

cranial rectal inversion 

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."