Definitions by Billbobagginsin

Boa Constrictor 

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

Boa Constrictor by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021

crandallitis 

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

crandallitis by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

Crandall 

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

Crandall by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019