crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 10, 2020

Crandall

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

by Billbobagginsin July 07, 2019

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 02, 2021