crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.
Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.
by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020
mugGet the crandallitismug.

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out
by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021
mugGet the Boa Constrictormug.

Crandall

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.
by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019
mugGet the Crandallmug.

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