crandalled 

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

crandalled by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled 

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.

"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."

Crandalled by HSecurity July 24, 2009

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Crandall 

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

Crandall by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019

Crandall 

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything

Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.

Crandall by i am the truth November 12, 2012

crandall 

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault

The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.

crandall by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Crandall'd 

The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.

1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.

2. Yup, I lost my job. I totally got Crandall'd.

Crandall'd by Like a Boss!! February 4, 2010