captained
captained by rumforestrum May 22, 2011
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Captained
When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.
Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
Captained by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010
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Captained
It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!
There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!
Captained by Paulie Bhoy September 27, 2013
Captain Vape
Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022
Captain Twistie
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022
Captain Ganja
Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.
Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006
Captain Kangaroo
1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.