caplor

When someone is strongly denying something about themselves that is fact and people already know.

Person 1: bro you 100% gay.
Person 2: I'm NOT GAY!
Person 3: we ALL know that you are.
Person 2: but I'm telling you I'M NOT GAY!
Person 1: You are being such a caplor

by The Bussy Buster July 24, 2023

Maven Calore

In the Red Queen book series. A misunderstood character whose mind was messed up by his mother and consequently has an obsession with Mare. He is really an amazing person but was ruined by his mother. He is my cute bean and he shouldn’t have died.

Person 1: “Do you like Maven Calore?”
Person 2: “Yes! I wish he didn’t die!”

by itsmehun May 6, 2019

Maven Calore

Maven Calore, nicknamed Mavey, was a beautiful bisexual boy who didn’t deserve (spoiler alert) to die. He was a perfect person with the ability to make anyone fall for him. He had blue eyes and black hair and was my soulmate.

Person 1 “Look over there it’s Maven Calore”
Person 2 “Damn, he is hot.”

by htimsyeliah February 20, 2020

Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

Calorically Challenged

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

calorific

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.

guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...

by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013

Sollux Captor

wwhy so hot

literally tell me wwhy sol is so fuckin hot like mm dayum hubba hubba awwooga

Sollux Captor is hot

by caligulasAquarium.. July 6, 2021