cuntpenis

When you are punched so hard in the dick, your remaining genitals resemble a cunt.

I hit him in the balls so hard he got a cuntpenis

by Your Uncle Gertrude May 16, 2015

cuntpenis

a horrible person cough cough koko we hate erryone and yas

you cuntpenis lookin ass

by bagriddlerussy March 29, 2022

Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntmeister

a meister of cunts.

what a complete cuntmeister.

by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

clitpenis

When a clitoris grows to an abnormally large size, large enough to be used for penetration. Mostly seen in whacked out Japanese hentai.

After initially protesting and crying, the purple haired schoolgirl eventually started screaming out for more as she was reamed by the evil ninja witch headmistress's gigantic clitpenis. While uhh, a tentacle monster fucked her from the front.

by lid2000 February 8, 2004

Cuntensation

Ladies, when you've done a set on any seated machine at the gym. When you stand up you see a small wet line on the seat.

Little awkward moment for you and your P.T.
Someone has a sweating box.

All that warmth and moisture transfered in that one moment.

Wow look at that cuntensation on that seat, don't touch it!

by Filthysparky September 23, 2020

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007