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Human centipenis 

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When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
Human centipenis by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

Centerpenis 

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A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.
Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??
Centerpenis by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

centipeding 

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A centennial is 100 years, because centipeding means having sex with 100 women
centipeding by bubchub October 2, 2010

Centripenile Force 

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The force exerted by a penis when spun in a circular motion or meat spinning
Damn, Corey can spin his dick hard. The Centripenile Force must be insane.
Centripenile Force by crandice02 February 19, 2019

Human Centipeding 

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The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.
It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

Constipenis

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When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.
Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
Constipenis by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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