centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length

dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!

by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

Centerpenis

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

centipeding

having sex with one hundred women

A centennial is 100 years, because centipeding means having sex with 100 women

by bubchub October 2, 2010

Centripenile Force

The force exerted by a penis when spun in a circular motion or meat spinning

Damn, Corey can spin his dick hard. The Centripenile Force must be insane.

by crandice02 February 19, 2019

Human Centipeding

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.

It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023