centipenis
centipenis by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007
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Human centipenis
When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
Human centipenis by Scoops747 July 30, 2013
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Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??
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Human Centipeding
The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.
Human Centipeding by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011
Constipenis
When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.
Corey - How are you feeling?
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
Constipenis by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023
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