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by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006
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Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
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Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
by phil279 September 26, 2011
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by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005
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