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alert the coastguard
alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006
canthardly
customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
canthardly by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014
Vagina Coastguard
A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"
Vagina Coastguard by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006
Coastguarding
The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.
The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
Coastguarding by phil279 September 26, 2011
CantGuardSmitty
CantGuardSmitty: CanGuardShitty is a bum
CantGuardSmitty by giants on top dickhead October 4, 2023
Vagina Coastguard
Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.
Vagina Coastguard by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005