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cantguard

you cantguard Ryder J Burk.
by Ryderrr May 12, 2021
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alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd
"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"
by Jules the King November 15, 2006
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canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it
customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014
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Vagina Coastguard

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"
by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006
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Coastguarding

The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.

The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
My bitch got me coastguarding last night before I nailed her.
by phil279 September 26, 2011
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CantGuardSmitty

CantGuardSmitty: CanGuardShitty is a bum
by giants on top dickhead October 4, 2023
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Vagina Coastguard

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.
Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.
by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005
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