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broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015
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A beautiful person inside and out. Someone who goes out of their way to make someone smile. Chantae is beyond cool and hated on by most, A very sarcastic person. She makes an excellent Girlfriend/Wife.
Wow she's so pretty,Her name must be Chantae.
Chantae by YeeeuhhBoyyyy August 22, 2011
Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum
Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005
Lowland Scots for 'cannot', i.e. not Scots slang for 'cannot'.
"Dinnae fash yersel' if ye cannae make it the night, Shug"
Cannae by Polmental September 3, 2016
Scottish slang for can't
"Ye Cannae Feckin Park There!"
Cannae by phat_chan September 22, 2005