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cantagious

(Adj) Describing a song that always causes people to sing along.
Taylor Swift songs are always cantagious.
by Dylan_the_daddy February 9, 2017
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Cantagious

When you mess up saying contagious and accidentally say cantagious. It means you are illiterate. YOU ARE ILLITERATE!
Jon: What if Cancer became Cantagious. Now that would be a Pandemic
Neelam: Cantagious!? HAHAHA
Evin: CANTAGIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by EagleRidgeBOII September 22, 2020
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The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
by Epictrix August 27, 2012
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Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.
Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile
by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011
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Cuntageous

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010
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cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.
I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight
by Erik Berry October 18, 2008
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Cuntagious

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.
I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!
by Nicoole February 25, 2015
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