person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-

oof

ching chong hanji bing bong i cant see by ayosussybaka69420 December 6, 2022

you cant diddle a diddle boy

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack

*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
Play.skycade.net

you cant diddle a diddle boy by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

don't boop if you can't poop

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp

Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.

don't boop if you can't poop by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006

Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

Can't be bothered by NadNadNad November 6, 2011

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

You can't call both sides of the coin? by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026