cansmasher

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

cashmasher

A person who can’t hold onto their money.

Sadly he was unable to pocket anything; money ran like water through the fingers of that cashmasher.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Capsmaster

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."

Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.

by Scorple June 6, 2010

cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.

That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.

by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007

catsmashed

When your cat drops your phone and breaks the screen

Oh fuck my phone was catsmashed

by Charlie Bee September 15, 2021