An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.
I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.
by WRL4 February 17, 2014
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