cashmasher

A person who can’t hold onto their money.

Sadly he was unable to pocket anything; money ran like water through the fingers of that cashmasher.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008

cashmaster

A person who is exceptionally skilled at cashing a bowl of marijuana.

Stoner 1: I think this bowl is cashed.
Stoner 2: Yeah it definitely is. You should ash it.
Stoner 3: Naw man, lemme try.

Stoner 1 passes the piece.
Stoner 3: Take notes. This is how it's done.
Stoner 3 successfully takes a hit and gives it back to stoner 1.
Stoner 1: Oh shit, I didn't know you were a cashmaster!

by chachoozeous April 27, 2011

cansmasher

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

ashmasher

A tool that mounts to full size bic lighter. It adds keychain capability. Designed to mash down the ash of a bowl pack.
-ceeweed

Where is the ashmasher broski, this bowl needs to be packed down.

by CeeWeed September 23, 2013

cashtashtrophy

When you have the best laid plans but come the day you just don't have the money, potentially leading to a negative situation.

I've been invited on holiday with the woman of my dreams but I've had a cashtashtrophy and I cant go!!

Oh dear, its two weeks til pay day and I've had a cashtashtrophy already

by Stickyflip September 24, 2022