cashmasher
Sadly he was unable to pocket anything; money ran like water through the fingers of that cashmasher.
cashmasher by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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crashmaster
An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
Example 1:
Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)
"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)
"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
crashmaster by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006
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crashmaster
An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
Example 1:
Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)
"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)
"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
crashmaster by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008
cashmaster
Stoner 1: I think this bowl is cashed.
Stoner 2: Yeah it definitely is. You should ash it.
Stoner 3: Naw man, lemme try.
Stoner 1 passes the piece.
Stoner 3: Take notes. This is how it's done.
Stoner 3 successfully takes a hit and gives it back to stoner 1.
Stoner 1: Oh shit, I didn't know you were a cashmaster!
Stoner 2: Yeah it definitely is. You should ash it.
Stoner 3: Naw man, lemme try.
Stoner 1 passes the piece.
Stoner 3: Take notes. This is how it's done.
Stoner 3 successfully takes a hit and gives it back to stoner 1.
Stoner 1: Oh shit, I didn't know you were a cashmaster!
cashmaster by chachoozeous April 27, 2011
cansmasher
Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister
cansmasher by fuckshu January 13, 2011
cashtashtrophy
When you have the best laid plans but come the day you just don't have the money, potentially leading to a negative situation.
I've been invited on holiday with the woman of my dreams but I've had a cashtashtrophy and I cant go!!
Oh dear, its two weeks til pay day and I've had a cashtashtrophy already
Oh dear, its two weeks til pay day and I've had a cashtashtrophy already
cashtashtrophy by Stickyflip September 24, 2022