catsmashed

When your cat drops your phone and breaks the screen

Oh fuck my phone was catsmashed

by Charlie Bee September 15, 2021

cansmasher

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

catshished

When two people talking about jacksepticeye’s coffee announcement that looks like a pregnancy can’t spell for shit. You proceed to look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist. It was supposed to be catfish, now it’s just an inside joke.

“How are you not gonna think that? He catshished us.”

by VeryTallSagittarius October 6, 2021