cacksmasher 

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

cacksmasher by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

backsmasher

when someone takes thier hard penis and smashes your back with a flaming erection

dude your dad is such a backsmasher

backsmasher by titstits March 28, 2010

cansmasher 

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

cansmasher by fuckshu January 13, 2011