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Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.
Related Words
Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.
Canoesh by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008
An extraodinary half-cow half-cat animal who appeared in "The adventure of CaMoosh and The Milk"
"Camoosh always dreamed of drinking The Milk. That powerful liquid had a wonderful taste and..."
CaMoosh by Simzx December 17, 2012
A Moose in a canoe
Id be more worried about them canoose if i was you!
Canoose by Jelly Jensen October 3, 2008
to hit with extreme force that usually results in embarassment of the victim of this extreme force. A "Cadoosh" is generally an epic spectacle to see. "Cadoosh" is usually said by the person who this extreme force originated from. How many o's are present signifies the extremity of the force.
"Dude, did you see me cadoosh that guy?!"

or

"CADOOSH! Don't mess with me, I'm Samuel L. Jackson!!"
Cadoosh by oclavius February 8, 2010
To slide on ice without skates and remain standing.

Verb: canoush, canoushing, canoushed

Origin: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2014
Bob canoushed across the ice and made it to the other side.