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Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.
Douche Canoosh by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019
Related Words
vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter
Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.
Canoesh by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008
An extraodinary half-cow half-cat animal who appeared in "The adventure of CaMoosh and The Milk"
"Camoosh always dreamed of drinking The Milk. That powerful liquid had a wonderful taste and..."
CaMoosh by Simzx December 17, 2012
A Moose in a canoe
Id be more worried about them canoose if i was you!
Canoose by Jelly Jensen October 3, 2008
to hit with extreme force that usually results in embarassment of the victim of this extreme force. A "Cadoosh" is generally an epic spectacle to see. "Cadoosh" is usually said by the person who this extreme force originated from. How many o's are present signifies the extremity of the force.
"Dude, did you see me cadoosh that guy?!"

or

"CADOOSH! Don't mess with me, I'm Samuel L. Jackson!!"
Cadoosh by oclavius February 8, 2010
To slide on ice without skates and remain standing.

Verb: canoush, canoushing, canoushed

Origin: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2014
Bob canoushed across the ice and made it to the other side.
canoush by CanadianWordWizard May 15, 2015
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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