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to replace words that you don't want to say
"you stupid canoush, go canoush yourself"
canoush by nickisascrub March 6, 2017
Related Words
vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter
Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.
Canoesh by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

Cancushin 

When someone hits their head on the wall so many time they get a concussion.
Cooper jumped on the bed and hit the wall so many times that he was cancushined
Cancushin by Disos October 2, 2021

Cunoushe 

A compound word for cunt and doushe. A way to harass the ones you hate or the ones you love:)
Cousin: Hey my boyfriend is acting like such a cunoushe today, I might break up with him
Cunoushe by LITERALHOE May 14, 2017

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

CanoeShoe 

A girl that is very large, or extremely manly. She mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyke. The girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. Therefore turning the girl into a "Dykish Lesbian" simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. And will only provide "More Cushion for tha Pushin" for another Dykish lesbian. The term origionates from a Canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.
Use extreme caution when entering a "CanoeShoe's" field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.

2. Yea man, I cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that CanoeShoe. She had to weigh a Shit-Ton.
CanoeShoe by Sense3 August 15, 2006