canoey 

Of or pertaining to canoes

That sounds very canoey.

canoey by Scott Bedwell July 4, 2007

poor girl's canopy bed 

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!

I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!

poor girl's canopy bed by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Red canoe 

A Notre Dame yik yak obsession; the greatest of all commenter icons; the one, perfect, red canoe

I finally got red canoe when I commented on the top yak!

Red canoe by TheRealRedCanoe May 14, 2015

paper canoe 

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

paper canoe by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

pube canoe

A lone pubic hair floating in an otherwise clean toilet.

While urinating, Steve made a game of trying to sink the pube canoe.

pube canoe by Dalemite April 23, 2006

iroquois canoe

When you inject heroin through the urethra.

Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.

iroquois canoe by showmethemknees February 2, 2015

Douche Canoe 

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

Douche Canoe by FretWizard February 2, 2014