Canoes 

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."

Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.

Canoes by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010

Smooth Canoes 

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

Smooth Canoes by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

food canoes by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

Tony Two Canoes 

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

Tony Two Canoes by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

food canoes by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

Douche Canoes by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

who canoes 

who knows!

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!

who canoes by -mojo November 10, 2020