Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.
by sugarkane_13 May 26, 2016
Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.
by Regents Canoe Club November 03, 2013
by Frank XXII December 16, 2007
‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
by BoBoBrazil October 04, 2018
When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.
by tofudan August 01, 2009
When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
As above
by t1dylad January 15, 2004