cannashit

when u need to take a weed D U M P

i woke up and went straight to the bathroom i had to cannashit as fuck

cannashit by cannaho3 May 5, 2021

Caucashit 

Or scientific term "caucasoidus crystalmethus", describes Neanderthal cavemen such as the white race. Currently going extinct from heroine, meth, and sexual intercourse with animals, caucashits are the only race of "people" that grow tails out their backsides.

The racist caucashit got caught having sex with his dog Spot while smoking meth in a Walmart bathroom.

Caucashit by Caucashit Ciller April 18, 2018

cannabitard 

A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.

My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!

cannabitard by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Cannasai 

High Quality Bud that slaps.

That shit was Cannasai!

Cannasai by The Wize June 8, 2021

Cannasai 

adjective to describe supberb cannabis quality

"Do you have anything cannasai?"

Cannasai by Mad technician June 10, 2021

Cannasai 

Cannabis + bonsai = Cannasai . Are miniature plants that never really grow beyond a number of centimetres

I need to cut my Cannasai today.

Cannasai by Mad technician June 22, 2021

Cannabitis 

an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.

"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"

Cannabitis by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013