Some one who does nothing but sit on their ass all day and smoke weed.
1: “Hey, ain’t that yo girl over there?”
2: What? Oh her. Nah we don’t talk no more. All she wanted to do was smoke all my weed and watch Netflix.
1: What a Cannabastard.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"