canshitting

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.

Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!

by canshitter June 22, 2010

catsitting

An often occurring event when Skidoo riders, out of charity, allow cat riders to ride with them. After a rip through the woods, the Doo riders will invariably be forced to wait for the cat riders to catch up. More often than not, the cat riders never show up due to mechanical failure of their inferior sleds. Hence, the term catsitting refers to Doo riders sitting and waiting on cat riders.

We went rippin with Arctic Cat Dave in Cherry Creek, but ended up catsitting most of the weekend.

by Doosr4eva March 10, 2008

canitting

The sport of knitting and canoeing for pleasure and competition.

The gals were canitting on a lovely friday afternoon

by ransems August 11, 2015

fanshitting

verb. to fanshit, fanshat, fanshitting

What a fanshitter does, create or seek unnecessary drama.

Why does my roomate like fanshitting all over the place?

by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

croshitting

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

by earlofpudding September 18, 2021