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candy dish

An adjective used to describe something stupid or retarded.
(Background is whenever a retard makes a ceramic piece the peice is so misshapen and crappy that it's always a candy dish)
I already know this stuff, this test is candy dish.
candy dish by caddilac November 10, 2006

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

old folks candy dish 

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
old folks candy dish by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013
The area between the genitals and the anus.
She went down on me and started licking my candydish!
candydish by edclectic March 29, 2008

candyfish 

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre
the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.
candyfish by pierre January 25, 2004
A decorative bowl used to display and / or hold candy. Usually made from plastic or glass material.
Kids, please dont play near the candy dish. You could knock it off the table and break it
Candydish by Midnight G. Estes September 7, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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