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candyfish 

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre
the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.
candyfish by pierre January 25, 2004
Words you can keep

Candyshopped 

Having Performed or received a lewd sexual act. Term comes from "Candy Shop" a popular song by rapper 50 Cent.
1. What was that loud screaming noise? I don't know, I think someone may have been candyshopped.
2. He just candyshopped her in public! Call the police.
Candyshopped by UncleIpod82 December 4, 2005

candyflash 

a highly personalised video message recorded by beautiful women in London and Los Angelas and delivered to recipients email or video phone.

Derived from sweetness with the urgency of a newsflash
wow man you've just been candyflashed
candyflash by Dixy May 15, 2006

Getting candyshopped 

Witnessing sexual tension or action without wanting to and without any possibility to escape
N : I just walked into his room. L was covered in golden glitter, the song candy shop was on the radio. I think they were doing it!
L : Oh lord, you just got candyshopped!

Text messages

Me : I was sitting on the couch while that horny couple made out right next to me. I think I got candy - shopped so badly...

My friend : Mate, that's getting candyshopped at its finest!

Candyshiv 

A knife that is made from sucking} on the end of a candy cane to a point and useing it to stab someone.
My girlfriend stabed me with a candyshiv seven times
Candyshiv by candyman420 November 1, 2013
The area between the genitals and the anus.
She went down on me and started licking my candydish!
candydish by edclectic March 29, 2008
A decorative bowl used to display and / or hold candy. Usually made from plastic or glass material.
Kids, please dont play near the candy dish. You could knock it off the table and break it
Candydish by Midnight G. Estes September 7, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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