Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

Candida

One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.

Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.

Candida by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

the Crime Candidate 

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

Losing Candidate Denial 

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

Losing Candidate Denial by renoryn January 6, 2009

Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

Cracker Candidate by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Raw Dog Candidate 

An upstanding girl who you could have unprotected sex with because it seems very unlikely she would have an STD.

Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.

Raw Dog Candidate by Vaginal McPube December 20, 2010

candidily 

When you make it look like you didn’t know there was a camera in a room.

Adina looked so candidily in that prom picture. She looked so can-don’t-ily when eating ice cream.

candidily by Candidily May 13, 2018