n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
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Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.
I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.
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Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
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Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.
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Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.
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