Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.

"She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn!

capricorn by TigerGirl4353 November 12, 2015

Capricorn

A devil but also an angel. They are so evil that the devil wont even mess with them, but as sweet as a cupcake.

Don’t worry if she’s a little bit mean she’s a capricorn

Capricorn by Nomitriquency July 22, 2019

capricorn

capricorn:
a capricorn is the best zodiac sign. (zodiac sign 22nd december-19th january)

male capricorns:
the most responsible man you will ever meet. he always shows up when he says he will, he is described as ‘dependability.’ while he’s not going to focus on romance all the time, he makes sure he does everything to make his loved ones protected and happy. however; a typical male capricorn has a very good sense of humour, he’s known to cheer up anyone just by his presence

female capricorns:
the most intelligent female you will ever meet, a female capricorn is described as the ‘intelligent alpha female who keeps everyone safe.’ she will do all the chores around the house without any doubt, everything is kept clean and tidy to satisfy her loved ones. female capricorns like to be formal - however, they also have a vivid sense of humour and a beautiful smile which will brighten your day.

extra++
most capricorns don’t bother with other zodiac signs apart from themselves, capricorns have very similar interests and lifestyles which leads to them to get along well with other capricorns :)

i bet they were a capricorn
i wish i was friends with a capricorn

capricorn by pink unicornz June 20, 2019

pandicorn

A magical mix of 70% panda, 30% unicorn, 100% magical

unicorn panda magical pandicorn

pandicorn by Rob Bax November 3, 2013

Capricorn

Capricorns are the most beautiful humans on this planet. Capable of anything

John: Tim you better not fight Derek he’s a capricorn.
Tim: Oh shit yeah. I’m no match for him. Capricorn’s are unbeatable

Capricorn by Someone of the best star sign. June 16, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026