cancore

when someone or something is pathetic in a small cat struggling to drink milk way, most commonly used to describe transfem discord lesbians

"my friend snoorpsy is so cancore its awesome"

"this election is so cancore"

"my sister just got hit by an 18 wheeler, thats so cancore!"

cancore by claite March 17, 2025

Cancerents

Parents who smoke cigarettes around their children.

Nick: I can't breathe in my own home!
Tony: Why not?
Nick: Cancerents T_T

Cancerents by Cybapa December 6, 2009

canmore 

A small Canadian town in the rocky mountains of Alberta. Plenty of tourists that can't drive for crap and don't know how to use a 4 way stop or roundabouts. Not one single fat person because everyone is an athlete. Lots of pesky cyclists on the road in the Summer months that think they are a car and take up the whole lane. Also lots of cross country skiers on the roads in summer that have super long rollerblade skis that also hog the whole road and are arrogant. Other than that a nice, pretty mountain town. Also referred as "Manmore" meaning lots of dudes.

We went for a stag do in Canmore at the Drake pub for the weekend

canmore by hurley080 January 28, 2017

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

Cantored by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

canmore butt 

A type of ass on a person residing in Canmore who is very active with activities involving getting up a mountain. This person has huge quads but no butt, or at least no active butt, no glute activation, very weak in the butt, useless butt.

Here comes another Canmore girl! How do you know she's from Canmore? Just look at dat canmore butt!
All legs and noooo booty

canmore butt by Dutch muscle February 6, 2018

ball cancered 

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

ball cancered by flatcurve February 16, 2009

cannorexic 

Not being able to eat unless you are high.

Man, I'm obviously cannorexic, I can't eat unless I smoke a blunt.

cannorexic by Rodney to the C January 19, 2013