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When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
Cancered by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019
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ball cancered
Function: adjective
1. being under the influence of marijuana.
this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
1. being under the influence of marijuana.
this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
ball cancered by flatcurve February 16, 2009
ovarian-cancered
Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
ovarian-cancered by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005
officiary cancered
officiary cancered by ghozzap February 18, 2024
wookiee life day is canceled
A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013