Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley March 24, 2012

cantor

To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.

Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!

by Tired of this Shit Already September 03, 2011

cantor

title for one who has never kissed a girl, nor has any intention to.

Guy: Yo you think john got with that girl from the bowling alley?

Tuck: Nah definitely not hes a total cantor.

by thetuckmeister May 13, 2011

Cantor

To date a close friend of someone who you have recently Friendzoned

Alexa Cantored Max right before Prom! Now she's going with Jake and he's been left in the dreaded Friendzone

by MailboxMan700 May 01, 2016

Cantoring

The act of whoring around in life.

By cantoring around you are making yourself more likely to be called a slut, whore, etc.

by The BEST Master Baitor October 19, 2009

cantore

A bald guy getting a fierce blow job on or near the beach.

Peter enjoyed the occasional Cantore' from Susan on the beach where she felt freaky and free.

by NikofTime October 09, 2018

rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf

rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member

by mmmmmmips August 17, 2021