canaping

Activity of canoeing and camping.

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.

girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.

by chefsarefit December 9, 2009