canalingus
I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.
canalingus by floorwax June 23, 2009
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Canalingus
The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.
Canalingus by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014
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canalingus • Cannalingus • conalingus • canilingus • Cat-a-Lingus • analingus • cunilingus • cuntalingus • cunnalingus • canaling
cownalingus
The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016
analingus
analingus by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005
Carnilingus
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.
Carnilingus by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009
cunilingus
to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.
cunilingus by Tommyboy July 24, 2003
Cuntalingus
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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