floorwax's definitions

canilingus

When a dog licks a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with canalingus.

I'll be out of town till Wednesday but Fido here is an ace at canilingus and will keep you off the streets.

by floorwax October 17, 2009

canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009