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CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.
Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!
CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013
Someone who looks like a clamp / bulldog clip has squashed their face together. Usually refers to clampface or clampy
Did you see him?? he had a right clampface!!

Eww she looks clampy!
Clampface by megacool July 13, 2009

Cakefaced 

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.
Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.
Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019
To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.
She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.
cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Chipfaced 

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.
Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.
Chipfaced by iGelman3G January 15, 2010

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.
This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER
CUMFACEDICKLICKER by mikels June 10, 2007