Clampface

Someone who looks like a clamp / bulldog clip has squashed their face together. Usually refers to clampface or clampy

Did you see him?? he had a right clampface!!

Eww she looks clampy!

Clampface by megacool July 13, 2009

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

clayface

robert shaw

man, I hate that guy clayface!

clayface by rocco November 26, 2003

Crapface 

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face

"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."

Crapface by Paul W March 24, 2004

campfaced 

To be extremely drunk while camping.

We're going to get campfaced this weekend.

campfaced by campfacer March 10, 2010

Clamface 

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager

Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!

Clamface by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023