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Baby Crapface
Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
hence.... baby "crap" face.
Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011
Related Words
Clampface • campfaced • clam face • Camp face • clam faced • clayface • Crapface • CamFaced • chimpface • chumpfacewhore
clayface
Crapface
1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face
Clamface
The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager
Clamface by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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