camfap

The pinnacle of the modern sexual relationship, where two people mutually masturbate with each other via webcam.

Hey sexy, how about a little camfap when I get home from work?

camfap by imby July 1, 2011

Camapalozza 

All night long Pabst partying in honor of Cam. Also, occasional reference to Hannah Pagel(s) and Yao. Participants may suffer from severe drunkeness. Rap battles and occasional streaking have been reported.

Camapalozza booty poo-tang pabst yao hannah
party cam streaking rap battles

Camapalozza by Camapalozza August 6, 2011

catfapping 

When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.

she grabbed her vulva and started catfapping

catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

cumfapelation 

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.

Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro

cumfapelation by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018

campapotomus 

When playing the game of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, a Campapotomus is someone who sits in a corner with a hearbeat sensor and/or ranger or model shotguns, this is most annoyin during Search and Destroy when the only person left is a campapotomus and everyone who is dead is forced to watch him.

Jack, "Ugh i got killed by another campapotomus and I was one away from a stupid chopper gunner"

Justin, "I'm sick of these campapotomuses its like every time I turn a corner he's blasting me with his rangers He just doesn't move.

campapotomus by noonelikescampers January 3, 2010

camapult 

A Mad Catapult man

Here look out man there's that camapult launching shite at us

camapult by Brandon Big Boabie August 19, 2017