camfap
The pinnacle of the modern sexual relationship, where two people mutually masturbate with each other via webcam.
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Camapalozza
All night long Pabst partying in honor of Cam. Also, occasional reference to Hannah Pagel(s) and Yao. Participants may suffer from severe drunkeness. Rap battles and occasional streaking have been reported.
Camapalozza by Camapalozza August 6, 2011
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catfapping
When you make "fapping noises" using the lips of one's own vagina. The Cat of course reffering to 'pussy'.
catfapping by dirtycrazy December 2, 2011
cumfapelation
When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.
Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro
cumfapelation by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018
campapotomus
When playing the game of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, a Campapotomus is someone who sits in a corner with a hearbeat sensor and/or ranger or model shotguns, this is most annoyin during Search and Destroy when the only person left is a campapotomus and everyone who is dead is forced to watch him.
Jack, "Ugh i got killed by another campapotomus and I was one away from a stupid chopper gunner"
Justin, "I'm sick of these campapotomuses its like every time I turn a corner he's blasting me with his rangers He just doesn't move.
Justin, "I'm sick of these campapotomuses its like every time I turn a corner he's blasting me with his rangers He just doesn't move.
campapotomus by noonelikescampers January 3, 2010
camapult
camapult by Brandon Big Boabie August 19, 2017
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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