Running several different chat windows at the same time, chatting with multiple users in parallel, often swapping between them at high speed, occasionally getting them mixed up and thereby making mistakes.
I was chatzapping like crazy last night; I had 8 chatrooms open and ended up sending answers to the wrongpeople several times -- was THAT embarassing..!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).