Calzoning
The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
Calzoning by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022
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Castoning
When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly
human cloning
Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010
Carltoning
Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
Carltoning by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009
Cantoning
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
Cyloning
When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte
Cyloning by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009