Calaknian

A Calaknian is a person who thinks they are from the prehistoric times. And will act like they are

This man thinks he's a Calaknian

Calaknian by Capricorn8 June 8, 2020

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Calabrian

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.

Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.

Calabrian by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013

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Calaknian • Cadanian • Calabian • Calabrian • Calarcian Dialogue • calzonian • Casanian • British Calabrian

calzonian

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.

"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."

calzonian by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

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Cadanian

A furry creature which lives in cadania (underneath canada) drinks maple syrup and will destroy you if you say mayple. they say Maple, Craple, Faple, Mapoopoo and any other term

don't say mayple, there is a cadanian over there

Cadanian by AWESOMENT November 5, 2016