caloom 

A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"

A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.

Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.

Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.

caloom by jarper1907 May 19, 2016

Cloomer 

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

Cloomer by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

Cloomer 

An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.

"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"

Cloomer by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021

Chloompy 

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.

“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”

Chloompy by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020

Cloomp 

A term used to label alpha males who are also prominent members of American gangs/ and or Italian mafias.

Look at his stature, he’s gotta be a Big Cloomp!

Cloomp by Yung poopy June 8, 2021

Caloov 

The name of the leader of the caloovian tribe. He is very mysterious, and his whereabouts are unknown. He was last seen drinking Starbucks in Aspen.

Dude, Bryan is being such a caloov.

Caloov by Tubor, Rubor, tobur, robur January 21, 2018

Juddy Cloompers 

A horse with massive fuck off hoofs

'look at that juddy farm'
'fuck they have some big cloompers'
'JUDDY CLOOMPERS!'

Juddy Cloompers by Juddy22 September 6, 2021