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Chloompy 

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
Chloompy by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020
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When you ejaculate and release urine at the same time.
Yooo... I just cloompyed in the washroom!
Cloompy by ItsDaniilboiii May 13, 2019
Related Words
Goofball/Retard/Fuckup, but in a joking way. Choomp for short which is mostly used in a more insulting way.
Person1: "HA, you actually dialed Pizza Hut while having sex? You're such a fuckin choompy."
Person2: "At least I can actually get laid you virgin choompy."

Guy1: "You're such a fuckin choomp stfu, get outta here."
Guy2: "Ayo fuck you too bitch"
Choompy by Zneen January 3, 2020