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An amazing epic person who everybody loves including kids. Everyone talks about him and knows about this beast of a person. He goes to they gym most days of the week and has many friends and is very very rich. He brags all his money to his friends.
That man is such a Caloome
by Shallom69420 July 19, 2021
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Cloomer

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"
by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020
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Cloomer

An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.
"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"
by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021
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caloom

A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"

A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.

Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
by jarper1907 May 19, 2016
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cloomer

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.
by tim-tim April 23, 2004
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Cazoomed

Being really high off some good kush.
God damn, Jared’s absolutely cazoomed after three bowls.”
by THP CUMMINS October 20, 2021
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Calooper

“calooper is our religion
by calooper July 10, 2023
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