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committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.
John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.
committed bachelor by Autonymous August 23, 2014

committed non-relationship 

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

Plot committed 

Just as in poker, being unable to escape a television show (e.g. Lost) due to the amount of time you've dedicated to it.
Man, Lost sucks so hard right now but I'm plot committed until the finale.
Plot committed by Jurrr March 9, 2009
Calmcited , adjective
calmcitement, noun

A blend between feeling contradictory emotions. A cross between hyperactive and sober. When something good happens and you feel both calm and excited at the same time. Think of it like when you win the lottery and you can neither yell nor sit still.
"omg when she finally agreed to be my girlfriend I was so calmcited "
calmcited by Peterpentecost October 19, 2015

committed hook up 

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.
I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.
committed hook up by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

fully committed to evil 

one who is sure to perpetrate evil acts on everyone in the vicinity
my boss is fully committed to evil
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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