calmcited

Calmcited , adjective
calmcitement, noun

A blend between feeling contradictory emotions. A cross between hyperactive and sober. When something good happens and you feel both calm and excited at the same time. Think of it like when you win the lottery and you can neither yell nor sit still.

"omg when she finally agreed to be my girlfriend I was so calmcited "

calmcited by Peterpentecost October 19, 2015

Calmcited

Two paradoxical feelings ( calm and excitement ) that come from finally getting something you always wanted.

" omg , when she finally agreed to go out with me, I was so calmcited!"

Calmcited by Peterpentecost October 14, 2015

calmitted 

Calm and commited

Stay calmitted to the cause.

calmitted by FK. May 10, 2014

causcited 

A mixture of feeling cautious and excited
Like Cautiously optimistic only you are excited instead.

A: How are you feeling about your 2nd date after what happened last time?

B: I guess I'm feeling causcited!

causcited by rjb2049 October 5, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019