calmette

A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.

calmette by o2chinese July 24, 2009

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Callette

She is going to be one of the nicest people you will ever meet. You can trust her with anything and from day one you will get along and can’t imagine life without her. She is going to be a very important person in your life. She is very pretty but will never admit and has a great smile. She’s short and sweet. A callette will be a great and trustworthy person in your life. When you hang out with her you will have a great time.There are not enough words to describe her.

Callette is so nice
I trust her with everything

Callette by Door man December 12, 2019

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Chalmette Lemonade

The art of ordering a water with a slice of lemon and adding sweet n low to it at the table. It creates a magical concoction that is the preferred non-alcoholic drink of Chalmations. Originated in Chalmette Louisiana.

Waitress: What can I get you to drink?

JMart: I’ll take a Diet Coke.
Zulli: I’ll have a Chalmette Lemonade.

Chalmette Lemonade by JMart9803 October 4, 2022