Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washed over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

carginity

A person who has sex in a car for the first time. Comes from the combination of Car and Virginity.

"I lost my carginity in a buick last night."

by drewbert60 January 1, 2006

cammunity

Cam + Community = Cammunity

mycammunity.com

by MyCammunity dot com November 18, 2011

Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Clamidity

The relative humidity of a woman's clam. Clam being the derogatory term for pussy.

Her pussy was wet. Her clamidity was high. It's a play on the word clam + humidity. s o c a l

by clamidity July 7, 2012

calmality

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it

And thus we witness calmality on this day.

by Marcell van der Sandt April 8, 2008