Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

CalamityPrison

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.

A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.

by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018

Calamity

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Calamity Mod

Calamity Mod is a Terraria mod that adds 31 bosses (Including Mini Bosses and Super Bosses.), it also adds:
near 800 items (as of now)
29 debuffs (as of now)
27 buffs (as of now)

Terraria mods are loaded in by using TModLoader, if you were wondering.

Guy 1: "I have calamity mod."
Guy 2: "So do I!"

by JamezWebResearch November 12, 2018

calamity jane

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.

she totally got calamity janed the other night.

by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007

calamitybrit

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.

Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal

by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005