Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

Calmity by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

CalamityPrison 

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.

A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.

CalamityPrison by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018

Calamity 

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

Calamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Calamity Mod 

Calamity Mod is a Terraria mod that adds 31 bosses (Including Mini Bosses and Super Bosses.), it also adds:
near 800 items (as of now)
29 debuffs (as of now)
27 buffs (as of now)

Terraria mods are loaded in by using TModLoader, if you were wondering.

Guy 1: "I have calamity mod."
Guy 2: "So do I!"

Calamity Mod by JamezWebResearch November 12, 2018

calamity jane 

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.

she totally got calamity janed the other night.

calamity jane by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007

calamitybrit 

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.

Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal

calamitybrit by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020

spamity calamity 

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

spamity calamity by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005