calmtity

to stop someone from shaking their tits or to calm someone. People get angry sometimes and their man/girl tities jiggle up and down. Usually gets people pissed off.

When Omar won a basketball game against Yutai 16-1 he felt worth while playing against Yutai. Yutai was angry and said,

"no fair! Your cheating!".

Omar responded, "please calmtity".

by Peter132132 April 27, 2011

Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

calmmity

The utmost feeling of being calm.

Calmmity........Having a coffee in the morning, give me a sense of clam-mity.

by Laney lane January 16, 2016