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to stop someone from shaking their tits or to calm someone. People get angry sometimes and their man/girl tities jiggle up and down. Usually gets people pissed off.
When Omar won a basketball game against Yutai 16-1 he felt worth while playing against Yutai. Yutai was angry and said,

"no fair! Your cheating!".

Omar responded, "please calmtity".
calmtity by Peter132132 April 27, 2011
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A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.
Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."
Calmity by Terry@sru May 13, 2018
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calmmity 

Calmmity........Having a coffee in the morning, give me a sense of clam-mity.
calmmity by Laney lane January 16, 2016
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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